Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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