i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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