cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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