How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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