Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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