I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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