Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
