You're a womanizer and a bitch.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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