I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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