I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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