Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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