My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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