I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
