Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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