no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
