that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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