That's intense
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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