There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We talked him into tasing himself.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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