don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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