the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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