I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Green mimosas i think yes
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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