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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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