Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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