you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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