all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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