ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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