dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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