My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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