I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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