we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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