Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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