I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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