So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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