dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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