Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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