He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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