Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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