Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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