Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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