I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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