don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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