So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I would ride that face into the sunset
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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