TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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