I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
