...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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