Don't you send me to vm
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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