She's JV to your varsity
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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