when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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