My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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