Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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