we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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