he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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