i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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