It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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